I’d never guess that the Indians would stoop down this this level:
Rated by popular travel guide Lonely Planet as the best bar in Mumbai’s suburbs, Zenzi, situated on Waterfield Road in Bandra, now resembles a bombed-out joint in Beirut or Baghdad.
Wow, that statement is as original as a Bollywood movie! Good work Mayank Tewari, I guess not much thought has gone into your writing. The statement alone proves you’re not really cut out to be a reporter. Oh well, maybe you can wait tables at whatever is resurrected in Zenzi’s place.
Your LLB Certificate should arrive in the mail.
Zenzi (post-closure) resembles Beirut, apparently
3 comments
justme
December 26, 2009 at 5:07 PM (UTC 4) Link to this comment
Mayank Tewari? Sounds like Manyak Tewari to me.
Jad Aoun
December 26, 2009 at 5:16 PM (UTC 4) Link to this comment
I guess its like ‘tomato, tomoto’.
Jad Aoun
January 5, 2010 at 11:25 AM (UTC 4) Link to this comment
We have our 2nd Looks Like Beirut Convert!