I’d never guess that the Indians would stoop down this this level:

Rated by popular travel guide Lonely Planet as the best bar in Mumbai’s suburbs, Zenzi, situated on Waterfield Road in Bandra, now resembles a bombed-out joint in Beirut or Baghdad.

Wow, that statement is as original as a Bollywood movie! Good work Mayank Tewari, I guess not much thought has gone into your writing. The statement alone proves you’re not really cut out to be a reporter. Oh well, maybe you can wait tables at whatever is resurrected in Zenzi’s place.

Your LLB Certificate should arrive in the mail.

Zenzi (post-closure) resembles Beirut, apparently