That’s according to’s Jonathan Russell’s opinion on the state of crime in London:

An article in the greatly undervalued and generously over-punctuated Badge – billed as “the voice of the London cab driver’s club” – reports that traffic wardens, sorry civil enforcement officers, are now too scared to patrol certain City streets after 7pm.

In Beirut, they do patrol the city but don’t really seem to get much done:

From *: Beirut Street Scenes: Chillin

From *: Beirut Street Scenes: Chillin'

A LLB certificate is on the way.