Beirut seems to be making the rounds on the news wires and not just concerning ballots and Biden, but in the form of comparative descriptions:
Eight months after hiring Tony “The Nose” Iannuzzio for a home construction project, a Robbinsville [New Jersey] man says he had nothing to show for it but a big, muddy hole in his yard that was threatening to undermine the foundation of his home.
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“My property was a mess,” Maglione testified. “It honestly looked like Beirut. It looked like a bomb had exploded next to my house.”
So the guy hires, what seems to be, someone straight out of The Supranos and compares his work to Beirut? Couldn’t think of any Italian cities? If you need help, I can give you a few ideas. How about Naples:
Newsweek: A Neapolitan woman expresses her opinion of the trash-filled streets
Darren is a tough guy to locate but I think I may have identified an address I can send my certificate to. He should be receiving it in 8-12 days.