Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Police receive a call concerning shots fired at the Egypt nightclub. First responders find two victims, an 18-year-old man and a 20-year-old woman, both shot and expected to make a full recovery. Local business owner, Craig Shagin of Shagin Law Group is upset:

“How many underage people have to get shot in your bar before they shut it down?” he asked.

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“A lot of people are scared, this is crazy,” he said. “It’s like Beirut. Bullets are flying. There is no one down here to police it at night and there ought to be… if you are going to have this kind of wildness, there has to be someone to keep the neighbors safe.

Well Craig, here’s a photo of Beirut but I don’t see bullets in the photo.

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